Gathering after a shocking revelation, members of a local gaming cult met to discuss whether to oust their cult leader when it was discovered he didn’t own any Stefan Feld Games.
One group member said he became suspicious when he saw dozens of new-in-shrink Kickstarters that had arrived, but when he questioned the leader about supporting the Stefan Feld Collection kickstarter the leader seemed oblivious. ” When I brought it up, he said, “Who?,” but then quickly acted like he knew who Stefan Feld and was just joking. I relaxed then, but when I brought up the collectible coins, he laughed and called them ‘dumb,'” stated the member, wiping away tears.
” I used to aspire to be like The One,” state another early disciple of the Durham gaming apostate. He has like 3 different versions of Railroad Ink, but admits he’s never even played Castles of Burgundy. I feel shame. How could I have been so blind?”
At press time, the group was arguing about how to start physically removing the leader, but couldn’t decide if it was better with 3 or 4 members.